True.

It has now become true that I am insane. For the following reasons.

I wore my shirt backwards with out even realizing it.

One of my socks was worn inside out.

I could have sworn that I took those pair or pliers out of my backpack, nope, they are still there.

My sweatshirt pocket is full of at least fifty tissues.

Whenever someone is talking to me I have to have them repeat it at least three times.

Sometimes I feel sick.

Then I feel fine.

I fell asleep on my bed last night.

But magically woke up on the floor.

I can't seem to remember anything that has happened five minutes ago.

It took me about three minutes to remember my facebook password.

I fell asleep chewing gum.

Those are some of the very many. If you could please keep a look out for my sanity, and please return it to me. That would be wonderful. Have a magical Thursday.

Peace and Blessings.